16/9/08

Otra fortune-cookie demasiado graciosa para no compartir.

Fortune es un programa que muestra dichos, frases, citas, etc. al azar de una gigantesca database y que configure para que se corra al abrir bash. Algunos chisten son malisimos, por suerte la seccion de fortunes offensivas esta disponible. Esta es una que me hiso reir en voz alta, aca les pongo el original en ingles:

     One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride on his Megacycle.
     They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around the sine waves, and stopped in the magnetic field by the flowing current. Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's charactaristic curves, soon had her fully charged and excited, her resistance to a minimum. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance.
     He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it into her socket, connecting them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance shunt.
Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled: "OHM-OHM-OHM."
     With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating with his current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat, and Micro-Farad was rapidly discharged and drained of every electron. They Fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength.
     Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids. With his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite his field, so they spent the night reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.
               -- Eddie Currents, "The Sex Life of an Electron"


Ahora en español (un intento de):

     Una noche que su carga estaba bastante ata, Micro-Farad decidio ir en busca de una linda bobina para descargarse. Recogio a Milli-Amp y se la llevo a pasear en su Megacycle.
     Pasaron sobre el puente de Wheatstone, por las ondas senosoidales y pararon en el campo magnetico cercano a una corriente. Micro-Fard, atraido por las curvas caracteristicas de Mill-Amp, la tuvo totalmente cargada y excitada en pocos segundos, con su resistencia en minimo. La apoyo en tierra, aumento su frequencia, y bajo su reductancia. Saco su ficha de alto voltaje y la inserto en su enchufe, conectandose en pararelo, y empezo a cortocircuitar su resistencia de shunt. Totalmente excitada Milli-Amp gritaba "OHM-OHM-OHM".
     Con su valvula operando a maximo y el campo de ella vibrando con la corriente, su shunt se sobrecalento, y Micro-farad se descargo rapidamente y se quedo sin electrones. Pasaron toda la noche tratando varias conexiones y enchufes hasta que su iman tuvo un nucleo blando y perdio toda su energia de campo.
     Al final, Milli-Amp intento la auto-induccion y se daño los selenoides. Con su bateria totalmente descargada, Micro-Farad no podia excitar su campo, asi que gastaron la noche invirtiendo polaridades y quemandose sus respectivos fusibles.
        -- Eddie Currents, "La Vidaa Sexual de un Electron"



Chay!